Brown Dude Can't dAnCe

I'm invited to my friends Grad. Lots of people, food tasted great. The tables are cleared and moved and the dance floor opens up. The Beat starts and I am dragged out of my chair to a mass of people moving oddly to music that I'm not a fan of. This is where I begin to think, "why did I come?" "Why must I get suckerd into these things?" The truth is (other then from me being brown) is that I can not dance. I'm so trapped inside my box that I can not come out enough to even move my hips. Now, there are some ways to make me move...somewhat. First Off I find it easier to move to Rap music, although I'm not a huge fan of rap, I enjoy it mostly when i'm at a dance or something of that sort, its way more easier to "lean back" or "Rock Away" then it is to "Jive" or "Boogie" at least I find it is. But I'll tell you this, way back in the days of Old SKoOl I used to have all the moves, from the best there was. MCHammer, New Kids On The Block, and Michael Jackson...(duh) that was back in elementary, I was the class geek, but when I hit the dance floor I Owned and everybody knew it. But for some reason as time went on I locked up somwhere, I took off my dancin' shoes and lost them somewhere, this is sad. The one good part is, is that I had 3 other males which were my friends, help me at least to venture out of my box for even just a bit, these guys are nutZ, they will just move, like idiots, except it works, and people were annoyed but laughing and ended up copying their moves, this has helped me in some sense, you know, having a dance possy back you up. I guess I should learn to dance better, cuz someday, down the road, I will have to pull out to craziest set of dance moves the world will never see, and as God as my witness, the world Will Be Amazed.